Y: I want a better story. After you go eat lunch. Go on. Shoo
Y: Go on. Ponder upon a fable whilst you eat. I shall wait for thine tales upon thine arrival.
D: Are you even trying to sleep?
Y: Nay! I shall eat upon thee. Make haste, my love!
Y: Wait* not eat. Damn it. Ruined it.
Y: Make haste if thou wishes upon a quicker slumber! My ears wait for a tale from thine sweet lips.
Y: Well lets go, chop chop. Double time. Shakespeare ain't got nothing on this 21st century swagger.
It literally only took this child 30 seconds to pass out and start snoring. But now I’m bored and I have nothing to do!
The cutest. He would not go to sleep and kept doing sexy things with his mouth and winking at me. Oh my goodness.
Yong: come here so i can fart on you
Me: THAT IS NOT A REASON
Yong surprised me at someone’s house.
…and then I was
crying bawling everywhere and I hit him a couple of times and cursed. Oh my goodness.